Misguided icecream vendors

What the fuck? It's 7:51 at night and the Monster Cone guy comes rolling down my street playing his music. Speaking of which, what the fuck is Monster Cone? Bright green ice cream truck with those weird lightning circles you see at spencers glued onto the side of the thing. Is he hoping for the highly sought stoner market? I just don't fucking know.

Gay Turks

Quixote (4:09:37 PM): hahahahahahahaha.....I want you to guess what the title of the turkish version of the pirated bootleg Brokeback Mountain DVDs is. guess it. c'mon.

Sancho(4:09:52 PM): Bareback Hill?

Sancho(4:09:54 PM): heh

Quixote(4:10:06 PM): no. "Faggot Cowboys". I"m sorry. I keep giggling.

Sancho(4:10:10 PM): hahahahahah

Sancho(4:10:14 PM): hahahahaha

Quixote(4:10:33 PM): "come. come watch the critically acclaimed Faggot Cowboys, my friend." "i'm sorry, what?"

What the fuck is wrong with Texas?

If you were to be driving across the country and happened to pass through the Dallas/Fort Worth area, you might want some pleasant tunes to listen to. If you happened to tune into 100.3 you'd be listening to the Dallas area's local Jack FM station. Unfortunately for them, they decided to go with the call letters of JKKK. Yeah. Real smooth.

Biblical hilarity

I'd have to say that when taken out of context, Genesis 19:5 is the most hilarious verse in the bible. It reads thusly:

" And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may have sex with them."

C'mon. That's fucking funny.

Music appreciation

My parents are deaf. They're watching the Grammy's. What the fuck is this shit?

I'm not sure, but I think my mom just called Bono a pretentious douche, but I could be wrong.

The U.S.S. Manhammer

What the fuck is with naked old guys in the gym locker room? What possible thought process could bring them to the conclusion that it is the perfect place to display their shriveled form to the world? "Hmm..this is where the young people go to get in shape, that's for sure. I bet they want to see my johnson and the twins." How? How does that make sense? God dammit.

Booze Target

So, I was out with a friend today and we were at Target to get some stuff. We had just come from a late lunch and had had a couple drinks, so she was a little tipsy.

I had just parked and we were walking in and some car almost backs right INTO me. I kinda jumped out of the way, but it was scary as hell. Of course, my friend decides to make fun of me:

Her: Haha, he didn't even stop. He must've known you were a fag, gay rights or something. No...wait...

Me: Yeah, not gay rights, gay bash.

Her: Yeah, that's it.

Me: Actually, more like gay WRONG. GAY WRONG!!

Consumer whore

I was going to my local walmart, in search of a combination lock, and I was shocked to see the size of the damn thing. It's like it devoured other stores and made them parts of itself. It has a supermarket. I'd heard of these super stores. But I thought they were merely legends. Like Bigfoot or Arizona Senator John McCain.

Huzzah!

Sancho has entered the blog!

First post

Oh hells yeah