Crazy Cat Lady

Sancho: crazy lady telling robbery story is boss http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcpx8O82KLM&feature=player_embedded#!

Quixote: I saw her earlier. Don't lie, we could easily work with someone this crazy.

Sancho: what the fuck are you talking about? we do

Quixote: like.. I think [lady we work with] is a secret nutjob.

Sancho: no. she's an obvious nutjob

Quixote: well she doesn't do any outwardly crazy things I've observed. I just imagine she has a house full of cats at home that she's established an elaborate hierarchy for, which she enforces with an iron fist.

Sancho: haha, oh that's so awesome. of course im going to laugh every time i see her now

Quixote: you know it's fucking true. "Captain Fuzzbucket, that's Lady Whisker's catbox!" and then she sprays Captain Fuzzbucket with a mixture of apple cider vinegar and water she keeps in an old windex spray bottle.

Sancho: im sorry, I know it's years old, but this is so going on the blog

Quixote: Heh it is blogworthy, that is true.