Do what you want because a pirate is free

Me: So you know how you were saying that it's okay for me to use the word 'fag'?

Sancho: Yeah, you get full rights.

Me: It's weird, I was talking to Garrett the other day about how I'd never use that word for an actual gay person, just like...emo kids. Oh, and Tim.

Sancho: Makes sense to me.

Today calls for music

Hey, listen

Whilst watching a movie within which the Hills are said to have Eyes.

Sancho: See, everyone in horror movies is stupid. Like that dog. Stupid dog, running out into the desert.
Me: Y'know, I don't think the German Shepherd was bred for its logic and reasoning skills.
Sancho: True..mostly for Nazi evil biting skills.
Me:Now the British Logic Hound, he's all class. "What ho Wuffles, I suspect there's nasties about. Be on guard."