Booze Target

So, I was out with a friend today and we were at Target to get some stuff. We had just come from a late lunch and had had a couple drinks, so she was a little tipsy.

I had just parked and we were walking in and some car almost backs right INTO me. I kinda jumped out of the way, but it was scary as hell. Of course, my friend decides to make fun of me:

Her: Haha, he didn't even stop. He must've known you were a fag, gay rights or something. No...wait...

Me: Yeah, not gay rights, gay bash.

Her: Yeah, that's it.

Me: Actually, more like gay WRONG. GAY WRONG!!