Something incredibly offensive

I just watched the Pen& Teller BULLSHIT! episode about PETA. I have something to say on the matter. Man...fuck PETA. Meat is delicious and nutricious. Fur is tacky but who the fuck cares? And as for animal testing? Go ahead and hate me for this...but I would stomp on a box full of kittens on my way to kill the last endangered harp seal whose death would ensure the cure for cancer. Fuck animals. Pets are not people. They're furry little crap machines you let in your house. And if my family members are reading this..If you ever tell one of my future children that your dog is their "cousin" there will be words. Swear words. Oh yes.

On a lighter note, everyone has to go rent Everything Is Illuminated. It's really funny and touching. In a good way, not in a Father McFeeley way.