Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

Oh my god the internet is fucking retarded. Just...just retarded. Also, I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but Fred Phelps is allowed the walk the Earth. And not like...Cain is allowed to walk the Earth. I mean he's not in prison, in one of those Hannibal Lecter rigs. What is with that? The man is so obviously deranged even my racist grandmother would take offense. And she's dead. How about that, hm?

On a lighter note, Jameson brand whiskey is so delicious. Like tasty in your mouth. That..doesn't make a lot of sense.