"Man, it's so loud in here."

For your information, Six Flags (named for the six different nations that have held dominion over the territory of Texas) Great Adventure officially has more rides than any other theme park in the world. The whole fucking world. That's right. fuck off Kings Dominion. Screw you, Cedar Point. Knott's Berry Farm can kiss my ass. And Tokyo Disney is not even worth mentioning. But I did it anyway, because I know fuck all about amusement parks outside of the United States.