Biblical proportions

I was driving into Philadelphia the other night and I came to a realization while talking to my friend. It was about the bible, and it really shocked me. So I'm totally going to share it with you, the internets, so you can see it too.

Now...I'm not sure how things are where you're from...but around here, if you find some sleeping chick and knock her up while she's unconscious, that's rape. That's fucked up shit. God, as in "thy lord, God". He's a rapist. That's fucked up.