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How soap works:

Soap doesn't get dirt off by "being slippery", although it is indeed slippery as a motherfucker. No, it gets dirt off by binding with the dirt better than the dirt is bound to your skin. And since soap is a slippery motherfucker, it's easy to wash away. But soap does not bind with protein based stains at all, which is why no matter how hard you scrub, blood won't wash off. This is always fun for those moments of pathos when a murderer looks at his or her bloodstained hands in a movie.

Also, chicken, swiss and avocado sandwiches are fucking awesome. Simply awesome.