Fuck Vinyl

I'm referring to records. Fuck them. I don't care what you say, records are analog and therefore physically limited and imprecise. But you don't actually give a shit do you? No. They're fucking underground and better because they're older. Everyone wants to live in a fucking Wes Anderson movie. Well guess what you pretentious jackasses, from now on I'm going to one-up you. I'll only listen to music on wax cylinders. That's right. While you listen to re-issues of The Clash I'll be here listening to Johnny Wonderful's 3-piece band. You fucking sell-outs to the victriola conglomerates. You make me sick.