To be played by Kevin Spacey

Me: I have a new arch-nemesis.
Sancho: peas?
Me: no. peas are delicious and green and spherical.
Me: no no. wiki : freegans.
Sancho: what is that now, arch-nemesis number 3, 274?
Me: these are my arch-foes. the Moriarty to my Holmes. the Mr.Pibb to my Dr.Pepper, the Debbie Gibson to my Tiffany
Me: I have many arch-nemesis, this is true. but these guys suck more than the others.
Sancho: debbie gibson to tiffany...yeah...that was just a bit too gay. even for me.
Me: I was going for an 80's reference more than anything else. I couldn't come up with a good rivalry
Me: the...Metallica to my Napster?
Sancho: yeah...
Sancho: kay
Sancho: so, are they worse than Furries?